I plan to keep adding little quotes that I like and/or tickle me.
"It's like fate. Enevitable but always surprising when it happens."
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in."
"It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped me!"
"Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining."
"I’d take a pig to the butcher if I wanted baloney."
"Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery."
"If you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort."
"You were a rock once, but now you crumble like chalk."
"Vagina hang like sleeve of wizard."
"One must learn to walk before one can learn to run."
"My naked bones are sun bleached and out on display for you."
"At one point in our lives, we forget that our capability to love does not wane when we lose a lover, in fact we become wiser and stronger; and love becomes clearer to us. There is no such thing as forgetting love or to love, only refusing to love or be loved.
"If there’s no wind, row"
"If At First You Don’t Succeed, Maybe You Should Lower Yer Expectations"
"A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view." – Wilma Askinas
The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the what’s in it for me theory of life.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Success is one thing you can’t pay for. You buy it on the instalment plan and make payments every day.
If we are to reach real peace in the world we shall have to begin with the children and not by passing fruitless, idealistic resolutions, but by going from love to love and peace to peace, until at last all the corners of the world are covered with that peace and love for which the whole world hungers.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
- Cherie Carter-Scott
"The light at the end of the tunnel could mean bad things."
"Even on a cloudy day, the sun still rises."
"Don’t turn back or you’ll miss your next turn."
"The best relationship is one in which your love for each other is greater than your need for each other."
"One who can forgive will be rewarded with inner peace."
"Success is the best revenge."
"Failure is the mother of success."
"Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother."